THE LONGEST LIST OF THE LONGEST STUFF AT THE LONGEST DOMAIN NAME AT LONG LAST
Horrucks used to be very abundant in the early 1980's
but due to the combination of exceptional flying skills and very large
droppings, they became the bane of BMW owners worldwide.
As a result the horruck population was all but
decimated before they were place on the endangered species list and finally
protected, but it was a little too late and their population shrank to a mere
Although horrucks were once found throughout almost
all the cities and towns in the world, today the entire horruck population is
being cared for at the Horruck Preservation Conservatory in Izmir, Turkey.
The horruck's diet consisted of anything it could
find left over by humans. Human waste led to the population boom of the horrucks
in the early 70's which in turn led to their decline in the 80's.
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