THE PIG IS THE SMARTEST ANIMAL
THE LONGEST LIST OF THE LONGEST
STUFF AT THE LONGEST DOMAIN NAME AT LONG LAST
Season 1 Episode 12:
The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
Airdate:
December
16, 1982 |
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This little stinker comes out of nowhere. |
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Here's a little known fact.
The smartest
animal is the pig.
(Norm interrupts: "They look pretty
stupid")
No, I'm
telling you, your average oinker, yeah, yeah, yeah, scientists
say; if a pig had thumbs and a language it could be trained to
do simple manual labor.
Norm then asks "You mean they'd be part of the workforce?"
Cliff answers: "Yeah, yeah, they'd give you 20, 30 years of
loyal service, then at the retirement dinner you could eat
them.
The truth:
The smartest animals on Earth are considered to be chimpanzees.
So far this is about the closest Cliff has come to being right as
pigs are considered pretty smart. We found reference that the
pot-bellied pig was considered the fourth smartest animal.
Some other
animals that may be smarter than Cliff:
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Gorillas
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Orangutans
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Baboons
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Gibbons
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Monkeys
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Killer whales
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Dolphins
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Elephants
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