Swedish group Rednex are the proud
owners of the world's longest song title.
At 52 words and 305 characters, (including spaces) here
it is:
The Sad But True Story
Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe
In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily
Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The
Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation
And here are the lyrics, just slightly
longer than the title:
It's
been a pretty long time, baby
But now, I'm back in town
It's time to leave your husband
Now you know that little clown
Last time we were seeing
Didn't you beg for more
It's OK with me as long
As you do it four on the floor
This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I've missed the little North Pole
On the bottom of my twister
Here's the one-eyed-worm
Now you'll never be a sister
Well, it's time to leave now
You better walk her home
Don't forget you underwear
You look pretty stoned
This is what I'm giving you, you'll get it all tonight
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
In 1987 Game Theory released their album, Lolita Nation,
of which track #22 was titled:
All Clockwork and No Bodily Fluids Makes Hal a Dull Metal Humbert In Heaven
Every Elephant Baby Wants to Be So Full of Sting Paul Simon in the Park with
Canticle – But You Can't Pick Your Friends Vacuum Genesis DEFMACROS HOWSOMETH
INGDOTIME SALENGTHS OMETHINGL ETBFOLLOW AAFTERNOO NGETPRESE NTMOMENTI FTHINGSWO
NTALWAYSB ETHISWAYT BCACAUSEA BWASTEAFT ERNOONWHE NEQBMERET URNFROMSH OWLITTLEG
REENPLACE 27
In all there are
59 words and 344 characters but the capitalized words are just fragments of LISP
code so we'll leave it up to you to decide which song takes home the record.

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