Love and Marriage


LOVE AND MARRIAGE
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If you wish to know what our future husband is doing, all you have to do is look down into a well on May 1st at sunrise.

If you wish to learn who your future husband is, then all you have to do is walk backwards while looking into a mirror held over your right shoulder to a well.

Another way to learn whom you will marry is to count 100 white horses and the next white horse you see will be carrying the man you are to marry.

Another way to learn whom you will marry is to count thirteen stars on thirteen nights in a row. The next night you will dream of the one you will marry.

If a dog follows you home, he is bringing you a new handsome husband.

If a girl always has dirty elbows, it is a sign that she will marry a poor man.

If a girl has hairy legs, it is a sign that she will marry a rich man.

Whoever can make their index finger and their little finger meet will rule the home when they get married.

To learn if you have a good marriage, break a coconut on the floor. If the pieces are large your marriage will be fine, if it breaks into small pieces it will not be good.

If you drop a biscuit, it is sure sign that your husband will be poor.

On the first day of May find a snail. If he has a shell, you will marry a man with a house, if the snail has no shell you will marry a poor man.

At the stroke of midnight, look into a mirror. Stare at your own reflection, the man you are to marry will appear.

If while washing dishes you splash water on your belly you will marry a drunkard.

If your name is Al Bundy then you will marry a lazy money spending red-head.

And here for you are the lyrics to the theme song from Married With Children, 'Love and Marriage' as written by James Van Heusen and Sammy Cahn and performed by Frank Sinatra:

Love and marriage, love and marriage
They Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other

Love and marriage, love and marriage
It's an institute you can't disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it's elementary

Try, try, try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try, and you will only come
To this conclusion

Love and marriage, love and marriage
They go together like the horse and carriage
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one, you can't have none, you can't have one without the other!

Try, try, try to separate them
It's an illusion
Try, try, try, and you will only come
To this conclusion

Love and marriage, love and marriage
They go together like the horse and carriage
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one, you can't have none, you can't have one without the other!

No Sir!


Love and Marriage

Love and Marriage

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